Tuesday, August 21, 2012
If I lived there year round, I would be right pissed about all these people in their Range Rovers trampling on my island. So yes, there is justification. But still....
A continually sparking pilot light prompted one tenant to call the gas company for an emergency visit. I understand the tenant's concern. The pilot light is electrically generated. Unplug the stove for 30 seconds. Problem solved. We should have left a note to that effect. (There is nothing more inviting to a tenant than a house whose appliances are festooned with such notes.) The gas company allegedly spent two and a half hours resolving the problem for $452. (Last year a different company charged us $300 for travel time.) I called the gas company for an explanation. The accountant couldn't find the work sheet. She left a message the next day reducing the bill by $200 with no explanation of her generosity. Then the phone bill arrived with a charge of $49 dollars for a 12 minute call to a 264 country area code. Namibia. The tenants swore they did not call Africa. No one else was in the house. (Several years ago a member of cleaning crew had a lengthy chat to Brazil and billed me for the time as well.)
I called Verizon and waited 42 minutes to talk to a human. When I explained the problem the operator said 'the call came from your house.' Computers don't lie. The best he could do was to call the number in Namibia and see if they could identify the caller. A long wait ended with the news that the call was to Cape Air in Hyannis, Massachusetts. A stone throw from the Vineyard. He didn't understand the mistake, Hyannis is a 508 area code but the computer listed it as 264-- Namibia. (Perhaps with all the outsourcing the call was routed through Namibia.) You would think I felt victorious, but I was just exhausted.
There are worse stories I could tell but my family won't let me.
Thursday, August 2, 2012
I am now officially prickly. I have run out of gas in the middle of the ocean. No land in sight.