At the Art League Staff Yankee Swap Christmas party today, I received a Fountain of Gravy. "As seen on TV." Modeled after the fountain of chocolate , Gravy would spout from the top, from a green frog's mouth, and then trickle down over three levels where one could, presumably, retrieve it with a ladle (though I imagine some would prefer to drink from the cascade). The box promised smooth gravy with no lumps or skin. Yummy. A gallery member suggested that I use it on the refreshment table for my food show next year. Not a bad idea. However, it turned out, regrettably, to be a gag box. The above painting, "Well-Marbled" may push a few 'ick' buttons as well, but it will be in the April show.